Well, Merry Christmas.

I am feeling disconnected.
Blogging normally helps.  It hasn't been really.
Normally I feel a connection and that's why I do it but for some reason I don't.
Maybe it's hormones.  Maybe it's life.
I don't know.  I'll get back when I get back.

For now, Merry Christmas.

Actually BM Apprentice.

So apparently my button was not exactly correct. So the title "Button Maker" (BM) has been revoked from the National Button Makers Academy of Fine Arts (nBMafa) and I have been pushed back to the apprentice program until I can prove myself worthy of the title.

To prove myself worthy I must make you a button.  

Yes you, don't look behind you like you don't know I am speaking to you.  You should feel honored.

Send me your info to theshitsky@gmail.com, include a picture and the name of your blog and if there is a certain font you must have.  If you want to trust my artistic ability just send me the name of your blog and a certain theme.
Help me get my BM!

My button is fixed and should work.  Let me know if it does or doesn't.

Thanks goes to Mary.

Button maker.

<a border="0" href="http://www.mynonsensicaltales.blogspot.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k482/tws333/button2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"/></a>

Now before you get all,"This blog is totally not big enough to have a button" on me first please realize the accomplishment of someone who doesn't know that much about html codes and that I followed a tutorial and did it with no outside help other than the tutorial.
Seriously can you do it?
OK you probably can but I learned something new so I am sharing it.

Also I do realize that my blog has the word shit in it and that potentially could be offensive to some people so if you don't actually want to put my button on your blog that is fine but please let me know if you do because then I will put yours on my blog.  See how that works?  I AM trying to warrant a button plus you can refuse my button anonymously.

Want a button?  I will make you one because I totally know how to do it now or I could just tell you how.